Saturday, January 23, 2010

THe Devil only wanted one thing adn one thing only. He wanted all the power that God had. BUt there was one problem, he couldnt kill God!! But then came a moment when it seemed thta God made a mistake. There was a thing called Adam and another thing called Eve. Woohoo! God loved these two retards more than anything else so if only...

So the devil took advantage of their weakness and CAPUTRED them and made them his slaves. Forever in history would these so-called God-image-bearers would do so much evil and corrupt God's creation! Yes the power he was after would be soon in reach!

Wouldn't matter how many prophets or signs God would send, these humans were already so far deep in Sin to be able to claw themselves out! The Devil was so excited! Everything was going so well!

And it even seemed God paniacked. He actually came to earth as a man in some vain effort to rescue them D: ... What a fool! Wouldn't matter how many miracles and signs, the humans were his! Mwahaha! This-so-called-God didn't even stop the likes of the Pharaisees and Romans when it came to killing this Jesus! It all seemed too easy but...

At last ! God was on a cross! Beaten up, bleeding, bruised, humilated! Yes Yes YES! At last victory! God was dead!!!

But what's this... empty tomb? Maybe the deluded disclipes stole the ... WHAT?!?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! JESUS LIVES??? HES ALIVE?!?! HOW IS IT...

God was in control this whole time! Cain, Israel, Romans...he knew what was going to happen and then... How was this possible?! How could...

And now the humans were changing?!?! THey were no longer weak!! No! He couldnt take advantage of them!! How???!?! What is this Holy Spirit thing?!?! WHat is this faith thing?!?! What is this amazing grace?!?!? Who was God?!?!? What kind of God would die for this pathetic race?!?

Ripped off from Peter John Kreeft from the Case for Faith

3 comments:

seb said...

haha this made my night

vonbon said...

Nice exclamation marks and question marks. It makes me smile too. :D

Okies. Back to work. >.<

aAanddrreewW said...

haha nice =]